Old man needs first date advice: What is the acceptable amount of time to look at a woman's body?

Some female friends say ';I hate when a man looks at me like he only wants sex';. But, some tell me that they want the man to be interested and look at the body now and then. Please tell me in seconds, how long to look and at what parts. It's a lot of pressure.Old man needs first date advice: What is the acceptable amount of time to look at a woman's body?
I'd go with the all over good ol' perve accompanied by gratuitous complimentary greetings about weight, style, clothing, shoes, plastic surgery and so on (only joking about the shoes) ..... and make your thoughts known from the outset... then keep good eye contact throughout the conversation with an occasional drift for no more than a second.. at the money shot... just to prove you are still interested... so that''s while seated... no more than one second every 10 seconds.. at the ta-tas. OK?





Oh and smile.. no goofy looking half dribbling sort of mumbling either.





Good luck old timer. Welcome back to the wagon trail.Old man needs first date advice: What is the acceptable amount of time to look at a woman's body?
I go with the 1 Second Per Sector Rule.





1 second for rack, 1 second for ***, 1 second for legs, etc.








That way, you (probably) won't get slapped.


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Master the ';glance,'; but spend way more time looking at her face.


If she has to tell you where her face is, you blew it.


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(My husband says, ';It's like looking at the sun. Look as long as it doesn't hurt.';)
When you first see her you should definitely look at her from the head to the toes. Then say she looks beautiful, or stunning, or whatever. That right there will make a lasting impression.





As for the rest of the date, women are so diverse it's hard to answer. I guess I would say look at her like she's sexy not a sex object. Be seductive not sleazy. For example when you are speaking speak to her face, not her body.





Go with your gut, and her body language. Have a great time.
Look at her like you mean it, but for god's sake spend equal time looking her in the eye as do at her chest!


If she says one snarky thing it is over.
From the neck down even it out 3 to 5 seconds and the face almost a minute with a smile in your face
Rules for a lady - When first seeing her, a quick sweep of her whole body - hair to shoes. Then say she looks wonderful, gorgeous, stunning, or something nice like that. Help her on with her coat and take another good (quick) look. Then you must control yourself. You can get a good look at her a $$ when you open the doors for her and let her go ahead of you. Get a good peek at her legs when you open the car door and help her out. Otherwise, don't look!! Keep looking at her face, hair, lips, but NOT at her chest, except for an instantaneous glance as she eats and looks at her plate. She must not catch you ogling the merchandise. If you do everything right, you will get to see everything later on. Keep that reward in mind.





Rules for a tart, hussy, or hot mama - Since she is dressed in spandex you can see it all when she open the door. She is wearing a low-cut top so the girls practically fall out, She wants you to look and to comment. So say something like Ooooh BABY and pat her a $$ while peering down her cleavage. Take her out to a (cheaper) restaurant and order lots of drinks. Then take her home and again - you get to look all you want.





P.S. Don't you ever have a SECOND date? You might need some individual training. Come see me tomorrow and bring lots of cash.

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